What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!