What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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Because it's shellfish.

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Why do divers fall backwards from boats?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be in it!

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!