What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.