What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why do divers fall backwards from boats?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be in it!