What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.