Diver Jokes

Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards?

Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat.

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

Why do divers fall backwards into the water?

If they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

Why do divers fall backwards from boats?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be in it!