Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.