What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

Liverpool Jokes More Liverpool Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.