What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Liverpool Jokes More Liverpool Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.