What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

Liverpool Jokes More Liverpool Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.