What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where does bad light end up?

in prism

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Liverpool Jokes More Liverpool Jokes

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.