Liverpool Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Coffee Mug

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.