What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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An egg can stay in the cup longer

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A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

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You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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Because he lives in Liverpool.