Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.