Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.