Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.