There were no jokes in the Post.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
A: "What did you name the other one "
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Washington C.D
Washington