There were no jokes in the Post.
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
C4.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Grab a cup of joe.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
