Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.