Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.