How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!