What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?

She's trans-parent.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Cindy Jokes More Cindy Jokes

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "