What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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What do you call an ugly Spanish chemist?

Iron Oxide

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.