What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What does a Spanish dog say at the marina?

Bark-o.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...