What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.