Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
A Gluten Morgan
It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!
2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.