What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.