What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.