Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

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Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

Who are you routing for?

Mom: I'm routing for it to be over.

Elevator Job Jokes More Elevator Job Jokes

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Reckon Jokes More Reckon Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.