How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Jessie Jokes More Jessie Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'