How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Jessie Jokes More Jessie Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.