How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

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Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!