What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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He wanted to be on time.

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You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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Relative dating

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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inbred

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You tape bread to the ceiling.

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YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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gt simplistic 10 letters

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)