What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on

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Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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One's inbred, the others in bread

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter

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What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum