Downvote Jokes

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint