Downvote Jokes

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.