What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

removed

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What do you call an original joke?

Baha Fresh

What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

Rare.

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What is your favorite one or two line joke?

X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there