Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
Because they knead dough.
A sphinxter.
To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Not everyone gets it
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you