Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

List Jokes More List Jokes

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

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What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you