Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
A: It swells at night.
I'm not coming in *this morning*"
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Not everyone gets them
Not everyone gets it
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
