Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.