Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
A man holding an aardvark.
In a nest-cafe !
To prove that he was framed!
It's where all the pricks hang out.
The aftermath
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
Another day.
A palindromedary.
You hang around. I'll go on a head.
She was taking god's name in vein.
Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
They couldn't fined him.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
