How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!