What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."