What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim