What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.