What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!