What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!