What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!