What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.