What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!