What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind