Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans