Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "