Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

A: Oranges.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "