Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks