Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture