Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay