Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Negotiate Jokes More Negotiate Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !