What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!