What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!