What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What do you call a lost Asian man?

Disoriental

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!