What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!