What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!