What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!