What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!