What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !