What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!