What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!