What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!