What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!