Poem Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D