Poem Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.