Edgar Allan Po-Po
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
Ray Lewis
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
An -tuary!
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.