Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.