Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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Because they Marry Christmas!

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They deliver

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

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Secret Satan.

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.