Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Cross mouse cards !

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He forgot his Loggins

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With lots of drafts

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Secret Satan.

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.