They are writing to Satan.
Deported
Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.