They are writing to Satan.
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
