What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock