What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Ke Jokes More Ke Jokes

What is Ke$ha's favorite candy?

TicTac

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock