What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke