What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Previous Random Joke Next

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Eye Deer Jokes More Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)