What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Eye Deer Jokes More Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.