What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.