What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.