What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!