What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.