What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.