How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!