How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ?

Carrie a torch !

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!