How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ?

Carrie a torch !