How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ?

Carrie a torch !

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.