Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: