Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: