What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Who let the boys out?

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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It doesn't have windows.

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Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.