What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.