Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.