Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

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What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months