What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

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What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.