What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag