What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.