What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Previous Random Joke Next

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ?

Cash me if you can !

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.