What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.