When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.