When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.