When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !