When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.