What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries