What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What was the condiment stand charged with?

with a deadly weapon.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.