What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.