What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull