When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.