When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ?

Cash me if you can !