When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza