When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza