When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag