When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.