What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry