What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!