What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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Business kept falling off!

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Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Leaf me alone.

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Gee I'm a tree!

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What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop