What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy