What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

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He tripped on acid

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Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy