What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!