What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

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What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim?

Nothing personal."

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop