Lumber Jack Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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He gets the cold shoulder.

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How high you tie it on a tree.

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You fold it

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What do you call a karate chopping pig?

Porkchop

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop