Lumber Jack Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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They end up in a custardy battle.

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Debrie everywhere.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.