Lumber Jack Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

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Well you call him porkchop

What do you call a karate chopping pig?

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.