What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three