What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.