Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What's black and smells like people?

Black People

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body