Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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It's the Hemming way.

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Deciding which to tell people first.

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To remind them why there's no money in it

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink