Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body