Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body